“Hey Rich, did you know that Forest People and Bigfoot are the same thing?”
NO THEY ARE NOT!
I have drawn a clear line in my mind
AND THEREFORE THROUGH EVERYBODY WHO READS MY BLOGS MIND
No one said they can’t be two things right?
Right!
So on the one hand we have the apes or relic hominids species called Bigfoot
On the Other we have the Transdimensionin’, Portal Hoppin’, Sandwhich Eatin’, Mind Speakin’, Telekenesisin’, Beings from God knows where
They are called Forest People
Their researchers/habituators/Clerics have a community that has it’s fair share of hoaxers, much like the Bigfoot community, they are plagued by blurry photos, fish eye trail cam pictures and delusions of grandeur.
Here are my favourites:
———————-Michael Merchant——————-
BWAHAHAHAH! Psycheth!
I’m fucking with ya Merchant!
Ok seriously, here’s my list starter:
——————————Thom Cantrel——————————
Ohhhh SQUEE! Nerdgasm!
Not even gonna spell his name correctly, that’s the level of contempt I hold for this guy
I could write a thousand blogs on this douche, but quite frankly he doesn’t deserve the press
What can I say about a bloke that claims to be 2% Sasquatch?
That the Forest People anointed him “High Priest” Spokesmen for the beings with interdimensional travel!!
That leaves comments like this on facebook:
“The Unwashed”
Classic
Also an I is always in capital
How do we prove he’s hoaxing?
Well the hoaxers vanity always leads them to make one tiny but serious flaw in any elaborate charade they concoct
His is his claim of being 2% Sasquatch
This is impossible to determine since the Forest People genome has yet to be mapped and presumably won’t be because their a sentient being and it would be a dick move to steal their DNA
DO. NOT. COMMENT. ABOUT. THE. KETCHUM. PROJECT
Was a farce
Anywho Gold Star to this dude for being frankly Insane!
—————————-Arla Williams—————————
Another one of the Cantrel school that just annoys me and therefore I won’t blog about them if I can avoid it
This woman pretended to be Native American to sell stuff online right
She has an Invisible Forest Person guide called Indigo, but since she pretended to be Native, I ain’t gonna take her word for shit
We know she pretended because she got in twouble, with the authorities, cos she didn’t have one of them Native American Blood cards, so she couldn’t sell her stuff anymore
Tsk Tsk Arla, haven’t we done enough to the Natives?
Gold Star For Douchebaggery though!
——————Mike Patterson, Sasquatch Ontario—————-
Mmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeee
Fffffffllllllllllloooooooooowwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr
Fffffffffrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnddddddddddd?
Bwahahahah
Who doesn’t love this guy?
At the heart of his insanity, Sasquatch Ontario posed a fish face in front of a trail cam and called it a Forest Person’s eye
But what he lacks in biological knowledge, he more than makes up for in Imagination!
Used to make sound bytes in a recording studio then play it, pretending to be a real Forest Person communicating with him
Finally got busted out when the owner of the land he was using died, and that guys Son got greedy, Seeing Ontario’s Youtube fame and earnings, he decided he wanted a slice of that and sent Ontario on his way, then outed his hoaxing methods
Shame really
Kinda miss his antics
Gold Star For Hilarity!
————————-Kelly Shaw————————–
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
He Just…. Just..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
With….. and the….
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Ahhhhhhhh
————————Edward Waterman————————–
Saved the best for last!
OH YOU KNOW IT!
Eddy “The Yogurt” Waterman
Apart from Johnson, he is probably my favorite dude on the internet to pick on
Yes, Yes, Yes, I’m a terrible person, blah blah blah
Claiming to have over Ten Thousand Pictures of cloakin’, stumpin’, shaggin’, miragin’, Forest People
This dude is the Best there is, was and ever will be of the Forest People hoaxers
“But Richard, how can you prove he’s hoaxing? There could really be a 25 foot Forest Person in that picture”
Well the answer to that lies way back way when he uploaded clip shows onto the internet
He accidently uploaded several different shots of the same stump, he had attempted to manipulate them into making it look like something was moving in an earlier shot
However due to his own incompetence, he inadvertently showed how it was in fact him who was moving and nothing else,
The shots were quickly deleted from his portfolio and never spoken of again after this point was made clear to him
But We Remember Waterman
Ya Yogurt!
Maybe you agree
Maybe you don’t
Maybe my blogs make you so angry you wanna come to England and kick my ass?
Maybe They make you laugh so hard you almost piss yourself?
Love me or Hate me
Thanks for reading!
Stay Happy BigfootLand
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Love ya man
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Your a riot, I may not agree with you all the time but you make me laugh, WATERMAN “YOGURT ” LMFAO, btw you forgot to mention the “Squatchmaster” on list of hoaxers
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I mentioned him on my last hoaxer blog
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Entertaining post Richard. đŸ™‚
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