SOME SAY
THAT HE HAS BATTLED THE MANY HEADED HYDRA
WITH A WOODEN SPOON
AND THAT HIS BEARD
CAN SPEAK IN 70 LANGUAGES
INCLUDING TWO IT MADE UP
ALL I KNOW IS
THAT I CALL HIM
PARABREAKDOWN
Phil Poling returns finally with a breakdown video that kicks so much ass it should be an action movie.
In this cinema masterpiece, we see a shaky grainy video of what is obviously a carpet squatch, slumping off behind some trees, it’s beady cold dead black eyes staring out at the camera man for one brief moment before the alleged beast vanishes from whence it came
Pretty heavy stuff right?
Phil obviously takes issue with this film straight away. He’s not a fan of the shaky camera, the forest, the ambience, the location, the people involved or pretty much anything connected to this video at all
He points out the beast could vanish pretty much anywhere it wanted to, because ya know it’s in the woods.
He also points out that a bigfoot with mastery over the woods is unlikely to be cornered by a doofus wielding a camera badly.
Phil is not a fan of this in the slightest and expresses his contempt in his surly, authorative voice.
I can’t find any fault with this breakdown, in fact I’m pretty sure even Merchant couldn’t either. It’s direct and quick in it’s assessment of what is without a doubt
one of the worst Bigfoot videos I’ve ever seen on youtube or indeed anywhere.
Ever
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Ramblings of a Schizophrenic Brit 