Don Peak – Wilderness Action Man, greatest hero of them all

Was gonna write a bigfoot version of the 12 days of christmas but I just remembered I cannot sing for toffee and don’t know how to make Autotune work

So sorry guys

Instead I shall do what I do best and lampoon some unsuspecting cunt for the fun of it while my adoring fans cheer me on

Thanks guys, I love all you

Well Most of you

Some of you

One of you

Maybe

So let us turn our attention to a man that seems to be everywhere I go these days

Don Peak

Survivalist

War Hero

First Man on Mars

Fought a Bear with a toothbrush

General hero of the Bigfoot community

Or  so you would believe to look at his blur

Check it:

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Its full of buzzwords and excitement, I know it’s a long read so I’ll give you the short version:

“Don Peak and Friends Are Awesome” Mic Drop

So it’s another action packed awesome team of amazing A-team former mercenaries with the skills movie stars dream of and the ability to bring in the bigfoot once and for all

Bbbuuutt

We asked 100 people if Don peak would ever find or even show evidence of the existence of Bigfoot or Dogman

Our survey Saaaaiidd

XXX

It’s just another douchebag building a brand name based on bigfoot, soon he shall have “paid bigfoot expeditions with garunteed sightings of actors banging rocks or wearing costumes”

You can tell he’s not legit because he tells the world how great he is, the real researchers are the ones you never hear about, because their out in the woods researching duh

Still at least he is not currently another Kelly Shaw who shall visit future hoax sites to find more bigfoot evidence

#TrumpisRollingHeavy

Peace

Bigfoot Battle Batalion: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1472133653083643/

Coalition For Critical Thinking in Bigfoot Research: https://www.facebook.com/groups/smartbigfoot/

The Squatchers Lounge: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Slounge/

The Fortean Slip: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQuO9RxQ_FTsR2bbWMIvgXw

Parabreakdown: https://www.youtube.com/user/ParaBreakdown/

Bigfoot Crossroads: http://www.bigfootcrossroads.com/

Off The Rictor: https://www.facebook.com/groups/310052705862689/

Team Tazer: https://www.facebook.com/groups/208863656124175/

Tim Fasano: http://www.sasquatchevidence.com/

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