So my buddie Steven Streufert (Dark Lord of Logic) Put up some screenshots from another group; something Roy Gilliam was posting about spotting trolls and moles in groups
I’ll tell you what, since I’m feeling pretty good today, I’ll spare you the “But He’s a massive troll” Rhetoric. He is, but we’re not going to dwell on it, you know why? Cos I’m taking the high road
Anyway there was like 11 screenshots and that’s alot, So I’ll just put one on this blog as a sorta reference point
This is going to be a reference point, more than a critique of obvious troll Roy Gilliam’s methods
DAMN! I SAID I WASN’T GOING TO DO THAT
So, how does one become a Bigfoot Troll?
By following Richie’s Patented 5 Step Trolling Process of Course!!
Step 1: Be Condescending
Remember, be better than anyone else you are talking to, Dispense your wisdom from on high like the mighty God that you are. People are lucky to have access to your intelligence after all
Step 2: Insult Away!
Everyone else is a cunt, remember that, your the troll and it’s your job to remind everyone on the planet that they are cunts, Insult them frequently to maintain your trollish rep
Notice how the poster subtly hints that the person he is mad at is a mental drug addict, Clever trolling! GOLD STAR!
Step 3: Lists are helpful!
You can always write lists that make you seem intelligent and thoughtful but are actually ways of trolling your enemies, it is quite cunning and devious and not for the novice troll. It takes skill, dexterity and tortoises
Step 4: Superiority
Might be the same as condescending, I dunno, but it’s important to establish the feeling of Superiority so you can be Condescending right? Right, so to establish Superiority, at least in your own mind, you need credibility and the best way to get that is to give yourself a clever backstory so people think your legit
Now your cooking with charcoal
Step 5: Be Roy Gilliam
Well self explanatory really….
Still least he never went to the site of a Bigfoot hoax and found a bunch of Bigfoot evidence tho… Like Kelly Shaw did
Bigfoot Battle Batalion: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1472133653083643/
Coalition For Critical Thinking in Bigfoot Research: https://www.facebook.com/groups/smartbigfoot/
The Squatchers Lounge: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Slounge/
The Fortean Slip: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQuO9RxQ_FTsR2bbWMIvgXw
Bigfoot Crossroads: http://www.bigfootcrossroads.com/
Off The Rictor: https://www.facebook.com/groups/310052705862689/
Team Tazer: https://www.facebook.com/groups/208863656124175/
Tim Fasano: http://www.sasquatchevidence.com/