Why Has No One Found Bigfoot Yet?

Well it’s a good question

I mean there are a whole bunch of people looking

So far no one has even come close

We got a couple of grainy videos, some possibly not hoaxed track casts and a shit ton of eyewitness testimony

That’s it

The Forest People researchers will have us believe that they regularly interact with The Great Footed one, however they too have yet to produce any actual evidence to back that up

Some fucking fantastic stories though

Ed Waterman would have you believe he has ten thousand pictures of Bigfoot

Sadly though I’ve yet to see any picture that wasn’t a stump, river, tree or nothing

Kelly Shaw would have you believe he can travel to hoax sites and find a ton of Bigfoot evidence, even though it’s at the location of a hoax, that the people admitted was a hoax, after Kelly Shaw made a public announcement saying he expected to find a hoax but actually found a bunch of Bigfoot evidence

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NO ONE IS EVER FORGETTING THIS!

I WON’T LET YOU!

But of course he didn’t…

Because It was a Hoax

But still the mystery persists

People keep saying their seeing Bigfoot

People keep providing evidence of Bigfoot

But no one has yet to put one in a cage or on the slab, without any form of specimen we have nothing to compare any DNA recovered to

And if you google Bigfoot, it still doesn’t exist

Lame

Maybe it doesn’t?

Stuff to think about anyway

Also Kelly Shaw can suck it

Kellys

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