Hamlet; a play by William Shakespear, in it there is a couple of lines:
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Basically Hamlets calling Horatio a closed minded cunt
I can dig it, in this world of Bigfootery, there is always the possibility that we are completely wrong in our facts
There is always a chance that the woo’s are right
There is always a chance that Bigfoot doesn’t exist
There is always a chance that UFOlogist’s that Believe Bigfoot is Extra Terrestrial are right
There is the remote possibility that Kelly Shaw is the smartest person on the planet and that we are too dumb to understand him… Very remote I’ll grant you but chaos theory is very specific about such chances
However there is no chance I will ever believe Ryan Reading is on to something
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It’s time once again for one of Ryan’s EPIC LISTS!
I have included a list of grammatical errors for keeping tabs on such things
- *I’m) Well that’s pretty awesome, good for you… Journal of what events? Dear Diary, today I went into the woods and saw a squirrel? Or even: Captains Log, Stardate 022615, Today I witnessed the majesty of a Bigfoot in Squirrel form. Do me a lemon Ryan and try to be more specific
- Logging, Tagging AND) How does one tag Potential evidence out of interest? Mark a tree and think to oneself, this may be relevant in the near future? Cccooommmeee ooonnn
- Good. Gloves are important. Take note
- By photographing everything, do you mean EVERYTHING or just some stuff? Cos I fail to see the relevance of a sunset to Bigfoot research
- Again to do what Ryan? Take pictures of hamsters? Ferrets?
- Okay glad you are using all this stuff BUT FOR WHAT?!?!
- Pretty sure the last three points could have been rolled into one
- Okay make that four
- What the actual fuck
- COME ON
- Bait station for what? Deer? Squirrels? BEAR?!? USE YOUR WORDS!
- How can you habituate a migration? They tend to be sort of moving don’t they? Isn’t that what migration means?
- It kinda is a complete joke
Sadly Ryan has removed himself from most of the groups I was in
It’s almost as if he’s taking these blogs personally or something?
A damn shame coz this guy was a DIVA!
Ah well, back to my humdrum boring life then
FUCK KELLY SHAW!
Bigfoot Battle Batalion: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1472133653083643/
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