THAT HE CAN WRESTLE A CROCODILE WHILE DRINKING A MAI TAI
HIS BEARD IS SO IMPRESSIVE IT HAS IT’S OWN ZIP CODE
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I CALL HIM
Getting there, perhaps I should work out how to use photoshop and make some kinda graphic for that slot? At least I was smart enough to figure out what to put ahead of time, sometimes I’m sitting here for half an hour stuck at SOME SAY. Oh crap I just remembered he made another video.. Selfish bastard.
Right so anyway Phil takes a look at this beautiful piece of crap submitted by some random about a UFO caught by the international space station. First of all I doubt the military, gorverment and various other agencies would allow some gossiper to put highly sensitive secrets on the interweb. I know we all like to pretend the internet is the last bastion of free speech but in reality it’s highly regulated. Don’t believe me? Look at Facebook, the worlds greatest surveillance device, so amazing that people actually wanna use it despite the fact it tells other people exactly where you are and what you are doing. Pretty epic huh?
Took me awhile to get over that fact not gonna lie. Was one of the last people on earth to get a Facebook and in the end it was only because my gf at the time was throwing an eppy about me not having one. Chose the path of least resistance when it comes to women at your own peril.
Fuck did I digress there. Meds must not be working right now because my mind is going off in a million different directions.
RIGHT! ON SUBJECT!
Phil takes a look at this very nice picture of what apparently is a huge alien spacecraft that is somehow visible from space but not from Earth.
Phil points out that it was taken in a Planetarium in Brazil. Points out it was debunked well over a year ago but not by him. What a guy.
Break the walls down Phil!
Matthew Johnson Is A Cunt
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